Thank you for leading the path Rob, while I am not a man, I wish I could be one (not only for the obvious perks of opening jars and reaching the top shelf..) no, it's just so I can be gay for Glenn Beck. Being a woman with my inferior capacity of logical thinking, understanding and giving.. I am sad that I cannot be indeed able to show the gay kind of admiration for him.
I now denounce my leftie ways and declare Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, and Glenn as my new inspiration and love.
Mr. McCurdy
· 9 months ago
Rob, I was your biology and computer teacher. You have opened my eyes Rob - thanks for opening up! Too often I turned off HLN when Beck came on, but now I see him through a different light. Thanks for opening MY eyes Rob, I love you man . . .
Rob Spectre
· 9 months ago
I love you too, man. But not in the hyperbolic Philadelphia bathhouse manlove ubergay way that I do Glenn Beck.
It's easy people for to dismiss Glenn Beck as a sensationalist hack - I did myself when I first saw him.
But I've come around to the realization that the man is all heart.
And all *man*, baby.
Aaron Traffas
· 9 months ago
No longer will my radio be tuned to NPR. I'm headed to buy an AM filter for my car stereo so I'll be able to pick up the Glenn Beck Program on any of the seven stations that simulcast the program in Kansas.
Mr. McCurdy
· 9 months ago
Aaron - great idea! Perhaps there are a few stations in the Texas Panhandle that broadcast Glenn's beautiful prose. I know there is a radical Morman compound just south of me so the chances are high! I drive a 1995 POS that still can pick up AM stations - maybe at night I will sit out in the car in hopes of picking up a bit of his sagely wisdom.
Mike Silva
· 9 months ago
I wish you luck on your quest for some Beck nuggets, however, it may be a tough slog...him being a card carrying NAMBLA member and all.
But hey, maybe there will be a screenplay in there somewhere? A Gay for Glenn Beck version of "He's Just Not That Into You"?
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I now denounce my leftie ways and declare Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, and Glenn as my new inspiration and love.
It's easy people for to dismiss Glenn Beck as a sensationalist hack - I did myself when I first saw him.
But I've come around to the realization that the man is all heart.
And all *man*, baby.
But hey, maybe there will be a screenplay in there somewhere? A Gay for Glenn Beck version of "He's Just Not That Into You"?